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Here at the House of Scurvy, we’re committed to spreading joy and laughter through the power of comedic storytelling. We believe in the magic of shared laughter and the sense of community it fosters, and we strive to create a welcoming space where individuals can bond over their shared experiences of living with roommates.

Latest Posts

Deciding To Get A Housemate

Its July 2021, and we think we’re out of the woods with COVID. So what’s better than getting an old friend to move in…?

Some Cats Are C**NTS

Let me start by saying, I love cats. I love their attitude, constant Karen resting bitch face, the head nuzzles and of course, all the cookies and cat privileges. But this cat has a genuine issue.

War Of The Rads

Nine radiators were bought for the house of scurvy men, who above all else, desire warmth.

The Rubber Gloves are off

I wonder if you can make coats out of cat hair. You could make a wig at the very least...I'm sure that sounds daft, but isn't that how all billion-pound ideas start?

Taking Ground- The Battle for Blue

In the beginning there was passive-aggressive peace.

Whistles, hums, singing and slapping the bass.

Have you ever seen that FRIENDS episode where Ross moves in with Joey and Chandler?

Voddy girl

Something strange has happened in the house of Scurvy. There’s an unknown presence, entity, body in the house that’s not recognised. I scamper downstairs like Hyacinth Bucket, eager to put a face to the voice and welcome the latest voyager to the house. But Burty’s door is shut…

A Scurvy Christmas

When it comes to Christmas, you’ve got Elves or Humbugs. You either embrace the tradition in whatever form suits you, or you’re sworn against it as if Christmas is trying to lick your face- But each to their own.

Rave Reviews

NEIGHBOUR

Its lovely to see you doing something useful

GENERALLY ANYBODY

Good for you..

PLUMBER

Sounds weird mate..

COLLEAGUE FROM WORK

Adequate..
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